A panda goes into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a burger. He eats the burger, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter down. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your burger!"
"Hey, man, I'm a Panda!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and reads:
"Panda. A bear of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."